THE Mommy
I use Yahoo! Mail for my email. They do a pretty decent job weeding out the spam and putting it into a separate folder. Every now and then something gets put into the spam folder that isn’t actually spam. I work from home and email is the only form of communication I have with my boss. Unfortunately, I have to scan my spam folder before emptying it to make sure nothing important accidentally ended up there. This weekend alone, I received 262 new messages in my spam folder!
They include:
(5) Final ATTEMPT:Confirm Your E-mail
Naughty or Nice? Browse Singles in Your Area
A Secret Lover is Trying to Get in Touch with You
Drop 20 lbs in 2 weeks
Burger King $500 Burger Bucks!
Bigger is better they say
Is it to small
All Natural Englargement
Does it satisfy her?
All men wish is was large
Larger penis for you
Satisfy Any Woman
Grinning Ear to Ear
She’ll beg for more
And the one that made me laugh out loud:
Get a Huge COCK
If they want me to confirm my email, why don’t they just look at where they sent the message?! I get the impression that the gods of spam think I am a single, Burger King eating, overweight man with a small penis…which couldn’t be further from the truth.
I am a female…married to a man…and quite happily, thank you “secret lover”. It would probably take us a few years to spend $500 at Burger King. We try to eat much healthier than what they offer. I am back in my skinny jeans and dropping 20 pounds in 2 weeks isn’t healthy for anyone…I would probably require hospitalization! No need for an enlargement of any body parts. I’m straight, therefore I don’t really need to know how to satisfy a woman or make her beg for more, thanks for the offer though! OH and the idea of HUGE…well, that’s a bit scary!
Have you checked out your spam folder lately? Any funny ones you’d like to share? Leave a comment.
Reader Comments (2)
Yes, I get those mails all the time too. I also have quite a few of those that says As Requested or As Per Your Request. Now, when did I request for whatever is it that I requested? I have never opened such mails not knowing whether they contained any viruses or not so, I have never really found out what the mails actually say.
Dude! I thought guys got those not the lovely ladies...sickos. Spam blows.