I believe I've mentioned once or twice that I'm a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte addict?
Ever wonder what your daily fix says about your personality? Well, wonder no more. You must check out The Oracle of Starbucks.
You type in your order and "The All-Knowing Oracle of Starbucks" gives you a personality assessment. Very funny. Here's mine:
Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.
Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars
Hmmm...that's only slightly true...
I doubt my friends are plotting to kill me...
and I don't have crystal glasses because the little people in the house would break them...
I wish I could be found at a trendy martini bar...
Confidence can be perceived as bossy and arrogant...
and I guess I AM constantly running my mouth off on this blog!
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Crap! I'm usually really good at giving link love credit back to the source whenever I find something interesting. Unfortunately, I clicked off from the blog that I was on and couldn't find it when I tried to go back. I left a comment even. SO, if you were the original source of this genius...I truly apologize. I may be "bossy and arrogant"...but I don't steal others ideas to claim as my own!
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What does your Starbucks drink say about you? Please share in the comments.
THE Mommy
Reader Comments (4)
Hey, found your blog by way of BlogRush and OMG, I'm so glad I did!!! This post is hilarious!
I typed in several different orders and came up with everything from fat to high maintenance. At least, I'm not a "psudo-intellectual" like Hubby :-P
Starbucks oracle knows all.
Yo! Thanks for visiting my humble blog! I ambled on over to return the favor and here is what the Oracle of Starbucks has to say about my "decaf tall nonfat latte:"
Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water
Hmmmm. Got three kids, so I'm not flushing $ down the crapper. I don't know how to ski, but I do scuba dive. Since I scuba dive, I never hang out at pools with no water. Non-alcoholic beer? Nah. Try a cosmo baby!
Oh, well. I agree with GHD. At least I'm not a "pseudo-intellectual."
Great read!
Well I tried too and the first said I was high maintenance the same one you got and the second said I was LAME! Me no way but it was fun regardless. I was interested because I am definitely addicted to my starbucks!
Turns out I am LAME.
Heh, I think I will blog about this. Lame. :)