What's that on my butt?!
Monday, October 6, 2008 at 08:51PM Picture this:
Jake is staying at his parents tonight, so I’m solo with the kids. We got homework done on time and ran off to watch my sister's volleyball game. Got home just in time to shower and go to bed.
So, Sarah (6) and Max (3) are getting ready to shower. Sarah is naked. Max is brushing his teeth.
She turns her back to her brother and says:
Max, what’s that on my butt?!
Max leans in to take a look.
SHE FARTS. Right. In. His. Face!!
(I shit you not...I couldn’t make this up if I tried!!)
They both break out into a fit of laughter.
Common Sense stepped in and told me that my 6 year old little princess could not possibly come up with a stunt like that on her own, so I had to ask where she learned that trick.
Let’s just say that daddy has been officially fired from shower duty.
UN-believable!
Reader Comments (5)
Hahaha! I'm the one that teaches the gross stuff in our house! Pisses my husband off to no end! :)
Your little princess is hilarious!
Dooood. My hubby would SO teach our kids that.
OMG! I am laughing hysterically.
Now you know what it was like to have Jake as your little brother. I can't even tell you how many butt "inspections" I was the recipient of.
You speak as if this behavior is odd or gross, yet those of us who hail from houses of ALL males find it quite normal.
ha!
Sounds like the girl will have no problems dealing with her little brother once he gets to that gross bodily function stage that they never outgrow.
OMFG! That is awesome!!!! I'm going to have to remember that one.. :)