Just Sayin...

OK, say...

Your husband has a co-worker who happens to be a lesbian. She’s young and somewhat attractive and your husband seems to be talking an awful lot about how much of a good kid she is. 

Wait a sec.  Before you read further, assume you have an open mind.  IF you have a problem with her being a lesbian, this little exercise probably isn't for you.  Check out yesterday's haiku or something else that might interest you...M-kay?

Sooo, where were we, oh yeah...
Do you overlook the fact that she is way too friendly with her hugs to greet your husband?  Not the fact that she hugs him, the type of hug is in question.
I believe I mentioned...Way. Too. Friendly.
Even when she avoids eye contact with you when she says hello?
Even when you get the rare something is not quite right vibe about her, yet you can't figure out why?
After all, she’s a lesbian.  She doesn't have those feelings towards men.  And your husband, he's a man.  So, harmless…Right??

IF, in fact, you see said lesbian stumbling drunk and making out with someone at the company’s holiday party, does that make her trashy?
I know, trick question.
OH, yeah, and what if that person you just witnessed her lick IS. A. GUY. ?!?!
And your husband shrugs it off as Alrighty then, she must be Bi, whatever.

Assume that never in a million years would your husband cheat on you. His take on the situation is that he doesn’t care what her sexual preference is because HE doesn’t want to have sex with HER.

Does this change the way you feel about her, um, friendliness towards your husband?
Do you have the right to pull a “trust, but verify” routine when your husband tells you that they met for dinner *ahem* at your favorite restaurant *ahem* when you were out of the country?  (OK, so said restaurant is very close to his current project...whatever.)
Oh, and I’m not talking about a “crazy ass jealous bitch” wife routine, just a few non-accusatory questions after a small eye roll, with an obvious look of relief after being told that two other co-workers were there as well.

NOT that this has happened to me or anything.  Because, I would never air our dirty laundry on my blog…Right, honey?  *wink, mwAH*
Hand me that sock, will ya. 

Just sayin’…