Every now and again I check my stats. OK, I check them daily. Well, unless I am in Aruba. We don't have a connection yet at the house *gasp* and have to seek out free wifi spots, which cuts into serious beach and pool time.
Anyhow. Just wondering, who's the sicko who came here on a search for cotton balls stuck in ass hair????
Seriously? I'm a bit of a free spirit. I have a quirky sense of humor. I cannot for the life of me figure out which post may have led down that path.
And WOW, that seems like a dilemma. My thoughts: What are you using cotton balls for near your ass? And ass hair, ewww. Are you looking for a solution or to commiserate?
Fellow bloggers, want to share any weird keyword searches you've experienced on your blog? I'm feeling a bit tired and sad today. Could use the laugh. Check out the pictures in my last post. Going from THAT to snow last night in New Hampshire SUCKS.
THE Mommy
OH...OK, well maybe, kind of, soft of I deserved the search.
I forgot about my Hair Across Ass Haiku. Yes, I know. Early Alzheimer's hits again.
For the record, I am now the #1 search result on google for cotton balls stuck in ass hair. It's a proud, proud day.
Reader Comments (2)
I keep laughing everytime I think of this post.
If they didn't find cotton balls stuck in ass hair when they searched the last time, they sure will now.
Thanks for the morning smile.
Very funny! It takes all sorts, I guess