Haiku Friday: Think like a husband

The kids are in bed.
I know you’ve worked hard all day.
So, can we have sex?

You’ve had a bad day.
Tell me all about it, babe.
So, can we have sex?

So, can we have sex?
What’s wrong, you have a headache?
What about your mouth?!

It’s a commercial.
Season finale of LOST
So, can we have sex?

I know I was late
And you are a little mad
So, can we have sex?

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For the record, I'm not saying that MY husband thinks like this *ahem*.  I'm using creative license to describe what a typical husband might think...yeah, that's it.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Comments

[wright]

What is with men sometimes?!?! Oh well. Happy Friday!

[melissaz]

So true, so true.

Happy Hai-day!

[Karen of Sillymonkeez]

OMG!!! I've read many funny haikus today, but yours is the best one! You are the only one who had the guts to go there. LOL!!!

I'd like to invite you to take part in my new meme about children called "Silly Monkey Stories." It starts on Tuesday.

http://3garnetsn2sapphires.blogspot.com/2008/05/silly-monkey-stories-tuesday-meme.html

Have a great weekend!!

[Queen of ShakeShake]

Haha! So true. Men..I often wonder if they are worth it.

[BusyDad]

What about your mouth?? Oh my god. Funny. I NEVER say these things (thinking em doesn't count).