Super Daddy to the rescue!
Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 08:54AM 
We were all a lit-tle overtired when we got up this morning.
We had crazy thunderstorms roll through all night and I kept having dreams of tornados. We actually went under a tornado watch for about 20 minutes earlier in the evening. My husband actually saw a funnel form. Yeah, I know…we live in New Hampshire. I was a bit freaked out. My dreams had basis. We played a game of musical beds throughout the night settling down the kids and dogs.
So, when the kids woke up at the ass crack of dawn, we pulled them both into our bed and called up our favorite early-morning babysitter, PBS. That bought us until about 8am. Then the kids dragged my butt downstairs to make them breakfast. I tried to get my husband up as well by saying Wonder Twin powers activate, form of an awake Mommy. He knocked knuckles with me, rolled over and closed his eyes again. I was a bit bitter.
I was getting into our breakfast groove with the kids when down comes my husband wearing a towel around his neck Super Cape. He declared himself to be Super Daddy today because he needs Super Powers in order to survive the day. The kids were in hysterics.
Princess started listing Super Daddy’s powers:
flying power
whining power
manners power
wash your hands power
listening power
and…
POOPING POWER…Daddy can clear a room with his sticky farts!
Too funny!
We made him promise to use his powers for good instead of evil. I threatened to pull out my Wonder Woman Underoos. After all Anything boys can do, girls can do better, right?
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For those of you who noticed, the post with that very name has been removed. You can email me to ask about it. I called someone a really good bad name and we felt that it should be removed, for now…slander, blah, blah, blah.
Reader Comments (4)
Loving THIS....
Did you mean Stinky vs Sticky?
I am of course LMAROF over either version. But they certainly conjure up different scenarios...
P.U. vs EWWWW!
Awesome post and great picture! Su-per Daaaad! Nuh-nuh-nuh-na-na-naaaa!
(It's hard to type out a superhero theme song.)
Sticky farts? Is that like a smelly web shooter? :D
I did catch your last post. I wanted to say you two rock, but the post was gone. But yes, you two? Rock.