Drunk Dialer
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 08:37AM 
Dear Drunk Dialer;
You have the wrong number.
I’ve told you this many times already. My name is not Sam and I would appreciate if you would STOP calling my cell phone all hours of the night looking for her. Cut the shit already.
You are either too damn drunk to realize that you are consistently dialing the wrong number at 12:30am, 1:00am, 4:30am. OR Sam is one smart chick and she gave you the wrong number on purpose because she realized what a moron you are. Regardless, it needs to stop.
If I get another call from your drunk ass in the wee hours of the morning, be forewarned, I will post YOUR phone number on this website and will allow my internet friends to call you when it’s most inconvenient for you, which I imagine would be in the early hours of the morning since you are up all night. Damn drunk.
Sincerely;
One Tired & Pissed Off Mommy
--This guy is totally pissing me off. He's called in the middle of the night every day since Friday. Yeah, I know, I could just turn my phone off at night and/or put it on vibrate. But, I have our families trained to call my cell if they need to reach us after 8pm so that they don't wake up the kids. It's kind of our emergency line.
Verizon offered to change my number. How fair is that?! They can't block his number unless I have a court order. Why should I have to change my number just because he is a drunk idiot. The way-too-hilarious-for-8am-customer-service-rep told me to call him before happy hour tonight and try to reason with him to get him to stop calling me. I'm considering it. I have enough disrupting my sleep these days, I certainly don't need to add HIM to the list.
Stay tuned. I may turn you guys loose on him. Are you in?
Oh, and yes, that is my cell phone...isn't she pretty?!?
Reader Comments (5)
Seriously, give me this jackass's number. When the twins are whining a fussing at 7AM in the morning about having to pee on the potty, I'll call his ass. Can't wait!
You Go CM grand daughter!!!
What you REALLY need is an id blocked phone line and an AIRHORN. One good blast when he has a hangover ought to do it.
OR we should let either my hubby or your hubby take the call, and set him straight.
I am so in. Post it I would love to call!!!
I got the drunk if you got the dial!
SO the hubby read this and said...
That he and the Daddy should take the phone number and write it in every men's bathroom they go into to with a note that says "if you want a good B*J call xxx-xxx-xxxx, and ask for SAM"