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Wednesday
Oct072009

Wordless Wednesday: The Stink Eye

Otherwise known as: evil eye, shooting laser beams, or (my favorite) The Mom Look.

Known to stop mischievous behavior in 2.2 seconds - without using any words.  Works best on children 4 and older.

How to:

  • tilt chin slightly towards chest
  • purse lips slightly
  • squint eyes just enough so forehead crinkles
  • stare intently at mischievous child
  • turn and DISCREETLY giggle as you walk away

Reader Comments (4)

What? I didn't do nuthin'. I was just sittin' here and I get 'the look'. Sorry.

October 7, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlceel

I can totally see you're an expert at this. I'll do whatever you say. Honest.

p.s. Love your blue eyes.

October 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMomisodes

The Stink Eye? Don't have that down yet. The giggling? Yeah, got that.

Also very effective on Husbands immediately after statements like:
"Have you taken out the .. {trash, dogs, kidz, expired milk, etc.) yet?"

And, extremely useful on Husbands, after any question beginning with the words:
"Did you remember to .....?"


Rufus T. FireFly

October 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRufus T. FireFly

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