Inconceivable

True story.  Just a recent day in the life here in Mommycosm.

My husband was making breakfast and there were 2 hot teas on the counter next to him.

Me: Hey, hon.  Which tea is mine?

Jake: The one on the left is yours.

Me: Well, if you want me to take the one of the left, then THAT is the one with the poison.  So I'm going to take the one on the right.

Jake: [shrugs] As you wish.

Me: But you knew I would think that it was in the left, so the poison must be in the one on the RIGHT.

Jake: [shakes his head and rolls his eyes]

I walked away with the one on the left.

Comments

[Eyal Dessou Tzafrir]

AS YOU WISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jerseygirl89]

That is awesome.

[lceel]

You're married, huh?

[Dennis the Vizsla]

Did you check to see if the iocaine powder had been opened recently?

[Nicole Feliciano]

Sounds like a comedy skit! What a way to start the am.

[niece #1]

hahaha this is hilarious

[Tiffany]

loved this!