Conversation yesterday between me and my 8 year old 3rd grader.
Charlie: Mommy, are you chaperoning my field trip tomorrow?
Me: No, honey. I can't this time.
Charlie: But whyyyyy?
Me: I teach yoga on Fridays until 10am and your trip leaves at 8:30am. Can't be in two places at once.
Charlie: I'm going to invent a cloning gun. Then I'll shoot you with it and you can go to both.
Me: *giggle* Yep, I believe you could one day, baby. I really do.
Oh, my heart. Mom Guilt. She's a nasty little bitch, no?